
Yes, we're a little insane. By my estimate, we had a total of about 300 presents under that tree. It took us six hours to open everything. Here we all are preparing to start opening:

Here is my leftist/commie brother Mike playing with the talking Ronald Reagan doll Brenda & I gave him:

Not
quite as perfect as the talking Ann Coulter doll he got last year, but that's tough to top.
Here's my other brother David and his wife Diane opening stuff:

Here's David's daughter Julia. She tried, seriously, to watch the
entire 24-hour
A Christmas Story marathon last year, so we
had to get her this shirt:

This is David's son Byron watching my mom open something:

Here's my dad proudly displaying a cookbook we got him:

And this is Byron again wearing the Coolest Christmas Present Ever:

Yes, I
did buy myself a Voice-Changing Darth Vader Helmet at the same time I got the one for my nephew. What of it?
As for my own haul, I got
one of these. It's probably going to take me a while to fill that 20 GB drive, although I may just be able to do it without buying any more music than I already own.
Between Brenda & I, we also got:
All three of Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle books (now I need to finish
Cryptonomicon...)
A vacuum food-sealer
A deli slicer
The
From the Earth to the Moon DVD box set
The
Hanzo the Razor DVD box set
An obscure
nunsploitation movie.
A whole bunch of rabbit-related books and calendars
And, let's be honest, a
whole lot of other stuff